Uriko. I’m doing yoga. Breathing in my face isn’t helping.
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Uriko has the best pudge in the house, by far. But she uses it for evil by stealing all the heat in my office.
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Wheatley’s not sure where that growling sound is coming from, or what to make of it.
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Uriko, you want to share a little of that heat with the rest of the house?
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Uriko’s got her creep on.
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Uriko, it’s almost Christmas!
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I can’t sleep; Martin and Uriko are posing for an album cover all over my pillow.
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Uriko is giving me point blank Business! I’ve done nothing to deserve this attitude, Miss!
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“You kids get off my laundry!”
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I tried explaining to Uriko that we’re not moving for four days, but she insisted on packing herself anyway.
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The evidence is overwhelming: my cats are jerks.
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