The evidence is overwhelming: my cats are jerks.My Cats Are JerksTumblr (3.0; @mycatsarejerks)http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/He has just no awareness of his limbs.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c8238b20f0b82f1419b3bb8a1d7ec5e/tumblr_mmzlsyDzmp1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>He has just no awareness of his limbs.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50718014295http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50718014295Sat, 18 May 2013 02:42:55 -0700WheatleyLumpShe looks so depressed. Probably because she’s not currently on...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/63037b99509af48a4d5ac3b043ccbf88/tumblr_mmsx46eXu71qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>She looks so depressed. Probably because she’s not currently on a murderous rampage.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50433893237http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50433893237Tue, 14 May 2013 11:44:06 -0700SnapshotUriko apparently said something shocking and/or offensive to...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7934419f91dc629dc403a2eb8248f37b/tumblr_mmrvywzwoS1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Uriko apparently said something shocking and/or offensive to Wheatley.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50413188290http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50413188290Tue, 14 May 2013 04:02:12 -0700WheatleyHe can’t believe I’m just letting her talk to him like that.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd02957e9188af4357052f02d9733b7b/tumblr_mmrw5dpCBT1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>He can’t believe I’m just letting her talk to him like that.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50413176077http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50413176077Tue, 14 May 2013 04:01:49 -0700WheatleyHe’s at least 60% derp.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b02275685f6f9530e4685a85bc751ab/tumblr_mmq1meHwYI1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>He’s at least 60% derp.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50330053049http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50330053049Mon, 13 May 2013 01:01:05 -0700derpwheatleyI like to call her Chunk, but she doesn’t appreciate it.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9f93ba72a041c061f2c0692e85c05d9/tumblr_mmpap04zb71qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>I like to call her Chunk, but she doesn’t appreciate it.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50286047540http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50286047540Sun, 12 May 2013 13:41:53 -0700UrikoLittle pink nose!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/224b83f5a5bfec0364d3be452485450a/tumblr_mmlt8u220w1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Little pink nose!</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50153916032http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50153916032Sat, 11 May 2013 02:00:18 -0700WheatleyWhat’s going on with that leg, weasel?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0ff0aa9f6fab57b1ee60acda7fb4334/tumblr_mmlh3ccCGZ1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>What’s going on with that leg, weasel?</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50106986650http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/50106986650Fri, 10 May 2013 12:54:35 -0700WheatleyCute overload.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97bb228cce568d31323cfce5e167a7f4/tumblr_mme7ezJjBR1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Cute overload.</p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49841272302http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49841272302Tue, 07 May 2013 00:05:35 -0700Wheatley“Moooooom! Why do you let him do this?”<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8547266422c9f515b9ecebc08e4dfa9/tumblr_mmbw3p7Bnb1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“Moooooom! Why do you let him do this?”</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49685577607http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49685577607Sun, 05 May 2013 07:03:51 -0700LumpWheatleyWheatley tries to cut in line for the window seat. (at Veridian...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/721733d30c03647693baa7182b72d092/tumblr_mmabtkRnqR1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Wheatley tries to cut in line for the window seat. (at Veridian Dynamics)</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49608625348http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49608625348Sat, 04 May 2013 10:58:26 -0700catsWheatleyThe door stop won’t let me leave to get tea.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eefaa20dcc80dd3d0e5dd720e1e83a36/tumblr_mm9qqd9Ek31qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>The door stop won’t let me leave to get tea.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49583036146http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49583036146Sat, 04 May 2013 03:23:50 -0700WheatleySickness has me freezing and laying on the floor heater vent....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b438813bf3443d708ac403e4a0bc0dc1/tumblr_mm4pcsbIBC1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sickness has me freezing and laying on the floor heater vent. Weasel is suspicious of my actions. (at Veridian Dynamics)</p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49369988771http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/49369988771Wed, 01 May 2013 10:38:00 -0700WheatleyI packed some clothes for yoga but Lump packed himself in the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2bed75b6f9720b74cc88c8579a4fd2e/tumblr_mkro12aNhB1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>I packed some clothes for yoga but Lump packed himself in the bag as well so clearly I can’t go to yoga in the morning.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/47178631076http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/47178631076Fri, 05 Apr 2013 00:48:01 -0700LumpHow do I handle this doofus!?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf2673c29865cc90a6036f753e5f5bb5/tumblr_mkn00guaLw1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>How do I handle this doofus!?</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46946683713http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46946683713Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:21:17 -0700DerpWheatleyThis may be his worst loaf yet.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a72318185a18d209220734652058c0d5/tumblr_mklh3xebQA1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>This may be his worst loaf yet.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46924212819http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46924212819Tue, 02 Apr 2013 01:33:48 -0700Wheatleycat loafSnap won’t share the bed.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a55545192ab9a2f63fe92bc0ef25056f/tumblr_mkhv6ijMDe1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Snap won’t share the bed.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46706130434http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46706130434Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:28:55 -0700SnapLumpTortured the children with an iPad in the face while they soaked...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/018cbb0acc28f6c5f8a16bb6fbafd3a5/tumblr_mkfwq95OvW1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Tortured the children with an iPad in the face while they soaked up some sun.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46626149199http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46626149199Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:03:34 -0700MartincatsThat’s a quality creep there, Uriko.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af9888085007a62772e3b55026e075a5/tumblr_mka49tjFtH1qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>That’s a quality creep there, Uriko.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46413429206http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/46413429206Wed, 27 Mar 2013 03:59:58 -0700UrikocreepyCaptain jerk face in his lopsided box.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d5cfbdfdae99826f2550fb927642a21/tumblr_mjz4ff5Bj91qzohrmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Captain jerk face in his lopsided box.</span></p>http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/45903789230http://mycatsarejerks.tumblr.com/post/45903789230Thu, 21 Mar 2013 02:17:05 -0700Wheatley