memprime asked: Is Lump's sister also afraid of trimmers? Maybe use a Furminator on Lump?

Snap is scared of the electric sound of trimmers, but she actually keeps herself groomed so I don’t worry about trimming her fur. Lump is so lazy and will get matts sometimes so once a year I trim him so he looks extra stupid. He likes the attention.

I think I’ve tried the furminator and it was a lot of work but didn’t end up being too worth it. I have these rubber spiky mittens that I use on the cats and they pull tons of fur off and the cats like the massages.

I asked Wheatley what he thinks of Uriko growling at him from across the room and he fell over, possibly from thinking too hard.

I asked Wheatley what he thinks of Uriko growling at him from across the room and he fell over, possibly from thinking too hard.

It was fur-trimming day for Lump, which means he looks stupider than usual now.

It was fur-trimming day for Lump, which means he looks stupider than usual now.

Nope. Weasel’s decided he’s a coward who’s going to hide under the counter.

Nope. Weasel’s decided he’s a coward who’s going to hide under the counter.

He’s been sitting like he’s guarding me since the smoke detector gave a low-battery beep.

He’s been sitting like he’s guarding me since the smoke detector gave a low-battery beep.

Tags: wheatley

His worst loaf ever.

His worst loaf ever.

Don’t even *think about getting between him and my robe. He’ll… actually just run away, in all likelihood.

Don’t even *think about getting between him and my robe. He’ll… actually just run away, in all likelihood.

He does this about once a day, lately. I don’t know why.

He looks guilty and HE SHOULD. I’m trying to do yoga and he won’t stop trying to snuggle my feet.

He looks guilty and HE SHOULD. I’m trying to do yoga and he won’t stop trying to snuggle my feet.

I think Wheatley’s stopped cleaning himself in his teenagehood. He’s been stinky lately.

I think Wheatley’s stopped cleaning himself in his teenagehood. He’s been stinky lately.